Dad: You know, your great grandpa was an earth mover.
Me: An earth mover?!
Dad: Yeah, an earth mover.
Me: Wait... So he like, drove a tractor?
Dad: But what sounds better: Earth mover.. Or tractor driver?
Reblog if you were born naked.
nickibinds: fxmybrkndrms:(via thisismywonderland) I wasn’t born naked, I had on my birthday suit
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I‘ve never watched Titanic. I’ve never read Pride and Prejudice. I’ve never been drunk. I’ve never played Laser Tag. I’ve never skipped in a public place. I’ve never sung at an inappropriate moment. I’ve never cried over a movie. I’ve never cried reading a book. I’ve never cried while watching…